the signs as quotes from freddy ruins sam’s life
Aries: “C’MON MAMA”
Taurus: “anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee sucknis”
Gemini: “so dave” “yeah?” “you’re pretty” “that’s right”
Cancer: “a cockle”
Leo: “there he is, downstairs in the lobby: the nastiest penis in seattle, cleaning his fork with a fork”
Virgo: “breaker breaker this is the doorman lookin’ for some semen”
Libra: “NO JOKES PUCKETT THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ”
Scorpio: “how can i calm down when there’s a possibility that MY DADDY could become MY FATHER”
Sagittarius: “hey, kid! fuck you!” “MAKE ME!”
Capricorn: “pork hammer”
Aquarius: “please, call me marissarum. it’s french. it means penis suckle.”
Pisces: “she likes lewbert! JAHS-JAA-AaA-AaAAAH”
One of the OGs of YTPs.
♡ cute asks ♡
angel; do you have a nickname?
awe; how old are you?
baby; favorite color?
bloop; spirit animal?
blossom; favorite book/movie/song?
blush; what was your stuffed animal as a child?
breeze; most precious childhood memory?
bright; mermaids or fairies?
bubbles; do you have a best friend?
buttercup; showers or baths?
butterfly; dream destination?
buttons; are you religious or spiritual?
calm; favorite scent?
candlelight; what did you dream about last night?
charming; have you ever been in love?
cozy; eye/hair color?
cuddly; what’s your favorite time period?
cupcake; favorite flower/plant?
cute; what did you get on your last birthday?
cutie pie; most precious item you own?
cutsie; what makes you happy?
daisies; describe a moment when you felt free.
daydream; how do you want to be remembered?
daylight; favorite album of all time?
dear; zodiac sign?
delightful; concerts or museums?
dimples; have you ever written a letter?
dobby; dream job?
doll; how do you like to dress?
dovey; any paranormal/magical experiences?
dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?
drizzle; do you believe in aliens?
euphoric; talk about someone you love.
fairy; do you have a pet?
fluffy; ocean or mountain?
forever; where do you feel time stop?
froglet; are you a good plant owner?
garden; how many languages do you know?
gem; who are your favorite tumblrs?
giggles; what is your aesthetic of choice?
glittery; do you like anons? why/why not?
glow; list the top 5 things you like about yourself
heart; silk or lace?
honey; coffee or tea? how do you take it?
hugsy; do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more? why?
hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?
jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?
jiggly; what do you usually like to do on weekends?
joy; do you laugh loudly or giggle more?
kinky; do you blush easily?
kisses; what romantic cliché do you wish for most?
kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?
ladybug; what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad?
love; what is your favorite season and why?
lovey; what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream?
magic; what are five flaws you have?
moonlight; do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks?
munchkin; what do you look for in your significant other?
paddywack; how would you describe a perfect date?
pebbles; how do you spend free time by yourself?
precious; what is something valuable that you learned in your life?
pretty; do you like to cook or bake more?
prince; how would you describe your handwriting?
princess; do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?
prinky; how do you relieve stress?
pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?
rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?
roses; what is the most significant event in your life so far?
smile; what is one thing that has greatly affected you?
shine; art or music?
shimmer; do animals tend to like you?
smitten; do you collect anything?
smoochies; how many pillows do you sleep with?
snuggle; what is your favourite candy?
snuggly; do you have a camera? if so, what kind?
sparkle; do you wear jewelry?
spooky; sunrise or sunset?
sprinkles; do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?
starlight; what was your favourite show as a child?
soft; describe your favourite spot in your house.
soothe; digital or vinyl?
squeezed; who do you miss right now?
sugary; what traits do you value most in friends?
sunshine; do you prefer for things to be practical or aesthetically pleasing?
sweet; do you find it easy to open up?
sweetie; do you like kids? if so, do you ever want to have any?
thimble; is there somebody you look up to? who are they?
toot; what is something you find unique about yourself?
tootsie; what kind of friend are you?
treasure; what was something that made you smile today?
velvet; are you an early bird or a night owl?
whiffle; if you could have a magical power, what would it be?
whimsical; do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?
whiskers; do you usually wear makeup?
wiggly; are you a messy or tidy person?
wispy; do you like the place where you grew up? do you think you will live there when you get older?
wobbly; have you ever wished upon a star?
How to be attractive in 9 easy steps
1. Smile
2. Smell nice or don’t smell at all
3. Dress for style and respect, not attention
4. Know what’s going on in the world and have an opinion about it
5. Speak kindly of yourself and those around you
6. Have three hobbies that do not involve a screen
7. Get an education or save up for one
8. Make time for children, the elderly and those who need a friend
9. Always say thank you and return favors
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
Put in the tags where you’re from and how you memorized the order of the compass
AKA the Lucaya Psych-Ward AU one-shot with a twist ending (making it a slight AU). Doctor Lucas Friar is the only doctor who knows how to treat Maya in the psychiatric unit (because nobody else will pay attention to her). What happens when Maya grows a backbone? I don’t own GMW nor anything associated with such. Please read and review! And be honest with me.
Please exercise caution while reading this smutty thriller.
Beware of twist ending. I do not own GMW nor anything associated with
such. Please read and review! Love, Taylor.
